Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Imus Attacked by Nappy Headed Hos

You've probably heard of Radio shock jock Imus' inflammatory comments referring to a group of black female athletes as "nappy headed hos." In retaliation to these obscure comments, Don "The Pit Bull" Imus has been the target of attacks on a multitude of angles.

Not only are the nappy headed hos calling for his censure, his suspension, his firing, the destruction of his career without any possibility of ever making a living ever again, even for his very life, but sponsors Staples and Proctor and Gamble are withdrawing support of his program.

Imus decided he would attack a nappy headed ho; but being brave and stupid, he learned the hard way that you can't always win, no matter how tough you are. The veterinarian sedated the radio host and removed 1,347 barbs. The shock jock survived and hopefully learned a lesson.

  1. There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity (shock jocks are known for being bold and brave).
  2. Choose your fights wisely.
  3. Don't mess with nappy headed hos!
Thanks: Dad

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