Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Stuck In Iraq

I kept trying to decipher John Kerry's remarks...
"Stuck in Iraq... Stuck in Iraq... Stuck in Iraq... If you don't do your homework, you'll get Stuck in Iraq... Stuck in Iraq... Stuck in Iraq... If you aren't smart, you'll get Stuck in Iraq... Stuck in Iraq... If you aren't a good little boy, you'll get Stuck in Iraq... Every good boy deserves fudge... Every good boy deserves to be F----- Stuck in Iraq... Stuck in ... "

I think I got it! Bush is God, and Iraq is Hell. If you don't say the Rosarie every night, your Humvee will get stuck in the mud in Iraq! What religion is Bush/Hitler/Satan/God again? If you don't pray your Cataclysms every night, you'll get stuck in the Iraqi quagmire! Don't they have sand instead of mud over there? If you don't pray for Cataclysms, you'll get stuck in the Iraqi quicksand!


Okay, okay, okay... Okay.
Okay then.
Okay now...
Okay.
I think I'm stuck on something stupid here. Yeah, that Kerry guy's acting stupid. Again. He's a veteran, but military people are supposed to be retarded. He voted to remove Saddam Hussein, but the war was a bad idea, and we didn't send in enough troops because they keep killing innocent children and raping women in the dead of the night. Because they're retarded. Like him.

I think John F----- Kerry should shut the F--- up while he still can. After all, he already lost the election. Two years ago. And he's still campaigning against George W. Bush.

"Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never quit and never win are idiots."

Q: What's long and hard on John F----- Kerry?
  1. His nose
  2. The third grade
  3. His ongoing 2004 presidential campaign
  4. The public outcry about his "Stuck in Iraq" comment
  5. All of the above