Red Faced Rag Wrangler's Blues Redux

For want of bread
The dog is dead
For want of meat
The dog is eat

For one bogus complaint
Paperboy's bonus ain't
For a mislaid TV guide
Paperboy's bonus denied
For too much bad luck
There'll be no forty buck
He said it was my fault
So the bonus gets a halt
It could've been worse
His death would be Paperboy's curse
For misplaced TV guide
That customer could've died
That man shouldn't have lied
That he got no TV guide